Stuff That Happens

Dropped My Phone in the Toilet

My T.V. Is Broken (Broken Television Song!)

The Electricity Just Went Out

I Slept Through My Alarm! Oh No!

Making Reservations for Dinner

I Fell Down the Stairs (Oh No!)

I Got a Promotion At Work

I Proposed to My Girlfriend. She Said "Yes!"

Going Out On a Date With a Pretty Lady

Attending a Funeral

Being a Pallbearer; Carrying the Coffin

I Burnt My Toast

A Fight With Your Spouse

Buying a Used Car

Dog Messed On the Rug

Leaky Roof (Water Coming Through the Roof)

It's My Birthday (And I'm Very Happy)

A Run in Your Pantyhose

Getting Arrested By the Police!

Ordering Pizza With Extra Cheese

Colors Run in the Laundry

I Lost My Wallet

Somebody Stole My Identity

Shaking Hands

Waving At Someone

I'm Broke. I Got No Money. I'm a Very Poor Individual.

I Betrayed My Friend

I Won a Contest!

I Planted a Garden in the Backyard

Rescuing a Dog At the Shelter! (The Dog Rescue Song!)

Mowing the Lawn

Painting Your House

Skipping School (Is for Stupid People)

Going Shopping for Stuff That You Want to Buy

Meeting for Coffee

Arguing With My Peer

Returning an Item At the Store

Learning to Fly (The Flight School Song)

Getting Institutionalized (Cause I'm Crazy!)

Coming Down With Strep Throat

Ball in the Neighbor's Yard

Rained-Out Parade

Sharing Pizza

Tipping the Waiter

Tipping the Waitress

Going to a School Play

Listening to a Boring Story

Studying Math (The Mathematics Learning Song!)

Having Trouble Sleeping (Tossing & Turning, Etc.)

Going On a Diet, Gotta Lose Weight, I'm a Watcher of My Weight

Partying Late At Night With My Peers

Dancing in Public

Petting a Happy Dog

Roommate Drank My Milk Again!

Bored At a Museum

Planning for the Future

Meeting a Celebrity

Your Joke Falls Flat

My Car Broke Down

Building a Treehouse

Getting Distracted

Going to Prison!

Going to the Emergency Room

Gotta Visit a Sick Person

Car Accident

4th Place in a Bike Race

Falling Asleep in Class

The Ice Cream Melted

The Dog Seriously At My Homework

My Wish Did Not Come True

Drooled On My Pillow (The Pillow Drool Song)

We Lost the Big Game

The Lightbulb Went Out!

Had a Bad Dream (Please Comfort Me, Ok?)

This Meat Is Undercooked

Ditched By My Date

Ditching My Date!

Accepted Into College (The College Acceptance Letter Song!)

Drafted By the Army!

Rejected By College (The College Rejection Letter Song!)

I've Been Falsely Accused of a Crime!

I've Been Elected Mayor!

The Bully Just Gave Me a Wedgie

Got Beat Up By a Gang of Thugs!

Argument With My Mother

Argument With My Father

Coloring My Hair

Ran Into My Ex-Girlfriend

The Batteries Died in the Remote Control