Intensely Personal Songs

I Am Such a Hack, A Stupid, Stupid Hack

Creative Energy Takes Work

Ask Pretty Girl On a Date

Day Job (Keeps Me Humble and Hungry)

Dump Your Stupid Boyfriend, Ok?

Drugs Are Bad. Don't Be a Druggie, Ok?

Overwritten Dialogue (Makes Me Cringe)

Chase Bad Guys. Do What Is Right.

Girl Dumped Me (And I Feel so Sad)

Girl Cheat On Me

Alcohol Is Bad Stuff. Don't Be Drunk.

Bad Movies

Small Talk Bores Me Silly

I'm Gonna Be a Rich Man Someday

Modest Aspiration

Open Mic Comedy (Give It a Try!)

Dinner Date

Are We Just Friends, Or What?

Most People Are Nice

Eat At a Restaurant Alone. It's Ok!

Night Club Too Loud and No Fun

Podcasts Overtake My Life

Polyamory Is Bad. Just Kiss One Person.

I Sing My Phone Number in Lots of My Songs

You Can't Be Friends With Your Ex-Boyfriend. Sorry.

Email Addiction Song

Bullies Are Bad People. Stand Up to Bullies.

Tortured Artists (Get All the Respect That I Don't Get)

Get Married. Have a Baby. Settle Down.

Don't Oversleep (Be On Time)

It's Silly to Have a Publicist, I Think

Wedding Speeches Make Me Uncomfortable

Watch What You Say in Front of Children

Go for a Walk At Night

Your Joke Falls Flat (And I Cringe)

Get to the Point

Cult Status

Art vs. Commerce

I Am an Outsider Musician

Movie Trailers Make Me Cry

Cool People

So Afraid of Girls

I Don't Dress Nice. I Am Not Stylish.