The Life of This Legendary American Music Man Is Quite Good, Yes

Torey Malatia, Did You Know Ira Glass Misrepresents You Every Week?

Jennifer Lawrence, You Are a Brilliant Actress Girl

Suzanne Collins, You Are a Fine Writer Lady

Josh Hutcherson, Lots of Ladies Want to Kiss You Because You're Handsome

Brady Udall, You Tell a Great Story

Mike Daisey, Why You Gotta Tell Lies to Ira Glass?

Liam Hemsworth, You Are a Hollywood Super Great Man

The Squirrel Cop Tribute Song

Lena Dunham, You Are the Voice of Your Generation

Duke Fightmaster Is a Living Legend

Justin Timberlake, You Are a Wonderful Human Man

The Bubba Watson Song

Whitney Moore, You Are a Bird-Fighting Movie Sensation

Alan Bagh, You Are a Bird-Fighting Movie Star

James Nguyen, You Are My Favorite Movie Director Guy

Katie and Micah Love Andy!

Grace and Ryan: a Love Story

All About Savvy and Ellie

Smitty Is a Vigilante

A Song About Nathan

Happy Birthday Nate, from Liz

Happy Birthday Nate, from Sara

Happy Birthday Nate, from Hazel

Happy Birthday Nate, from Moses

Donald Trump's Sons, Don't Kill Nice Animals!

Portia De Rossi, You Are a Great Actress Lady!

Paula Deen Makes Lots of Yummy Food

Nancy Grace, I Agree With You Always!

Larry King Is an Interview Man Legend

Morgan Freeman Is a Great Movie Star Man

Jaleel White, You Are the Urkel Guy

Tina Yothers Is a Super Star Lady

A Musical Song About Justine Bateman

Song for Woody Harrelson

Good Song About Stanley Tucci

Possibly the Best Song Ever Made About Donald Sutherland

One of the Five or Six Best Songs Made for Kiefer Sutherland

Elle Fanning Is a Great Actress Kid!

Keke Palmer Is a Talented Actress Girl!

Victoria Justice Is a Movie Wonderful Great Girl, Yes!

Mackenzie Foy Is the Renesme Girl

A Pretty Good Tim Tebow Tribute Song

Amelia Earhart, You Were a Great Lady Pilot Woman

Vera Wang, You Make Good Stuff, Yes!

Kourtney Kardashian Tribute Music Song

Kris Jenner, You Are a World Famous Wonderful Woman

Laura Bush, You a Great First Lady Lady

Adam Scott Is Funny Actor Man Indeed

Jon Hamm Is a Very Handsome Man

Good Song About Archbishop Desmond Tutu

Shalom Auslander, You Tell Funny Stories That Make Me Laugh Lots

Josh Bearman, I Like You Because You a Good Writer Dude!

A Funny Song for Mike Birbiglia, the Super Funny Human Man

Alex Blumberg Tribute Song

Scott Carrier Is a Nice Writer Man

How 'bout That Leonardo Da Vinci Guy, Wasn't He Great?

Adam Davidson Is the Prime Minister of Public Radio, Yes!

Jonathan Goldstein Wrote His Own Bible! Wow!

Oh, George Stephanopoulos

The Jack Hitt Wonderful Song

John Hodgman, Why You Gotta Make Fun of Pc People?

Oh, Moliere, You My Favorite French Playwright Guy!

David Rakoff, You Tell Good Stroies On the Radio, Yes

Jon Ronson Is a Funny Journalist Man

Davy Rothbart, You Find Funny Stuff and Publish It!

David Sedaris Is the Rock 'n' Roll Messiah of the Literary Community

Quite a Nice Song Abouto Robin Roberts

Alix Spiegel, You're a Nice Reporter Woman

Julia Sweeney, You Should Return That Money to That Hotel Bar

Nancy Updike, I Like You Because You're Great

Jean Jacques Rousseau Was a Deep Thinkin' Person Man

Sarah Vowell, a-E-I-O-U

Jay Allison Is a Storytelling Genius Guy

Elna Baker Is a Radio Famous Person Woman

A Great Song About Susan Burton

Sean Cole

John Connors Is a Dark Shadow Sinatra Fan

Dishwasher Pete Is a Living Legend Man!

Dave Hill Tells Funny Stories

Jorge Just

Dave Kestenbaum Is a Genius Smart Scientist Man

Sarah Koenig, Don't Let Those Students Piss in Your Yard!

Joel Lovell Loves Roast Beef Sandwiches!

Brett Martin, You a Nice Man, Yes

John Locke, I Would Sign a Social Contract With You

Starlee Kine (the Best Song Ever Written About Starlee Kine, Probably)

Ira Glass Is a Genius Public Radio American Legend Person