A Very Larry Christmas

Christmas Commentary

The Christmas Story

Santy for a Day

Oh Holy Crap

Fat Holiday Relatives

Singing Christmas Tree

A Letter to Shania Twain

Oh Little Girl from Birmingham

Waiter Commentary

Donny the Retard

Pissed-Off Christmas Poem

The Most Wonderful Ass

Titty Bar Christmas

Easy-To-Assemble

The First Queer Santy Claus

Fruitcake Commentary

Santy Claus, Santy Claus

I Pissed My Pants

Christmas Weight Gain

Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story

On the First Day of Christmas

Redneck Santa Claus

Hark, the Hairlip Angel

A Letter to Santy Claus

Sticks and Horse Turds

Call a Doctor

Gift-Giving

I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car