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When I Fuck your Mother- and I Do as Often as I Possibly Can- I like to Crank the Metal while she Cranks My Shaft and Inserts the Torrid Tip of My Towering Tiparillo into her Gaping Crevices. I can Almost Smell the Lurid Funk that Oozes from her Ovarian Ogremouth as her Labia Smack Me in the Face like an Angry Midget on Methamphetamines. I Long for her Candied Clitoris and Look Forward to Eating her Mangled Magillicutty until it Spews Babyjuice into My Grinning Face. This Playlist gets played Loud and Proud, as I know My Minions expect Nothing Less than a Metal Mother Fucking from their Master. My Pleasure. No, really- My Pleasure!