Ben and Lex 'Tha Bizniz'

Ben and Lex 'Tha Bizniz' Remixes from 2 Bit Thugs, Benjamin Vial, Metro Boy, Mskr-nt APE Music [APEM012] Available from Beatport in August After a 6 month hiatus for a 7 remix marathon (keep ya ears peeled theyre all out this year) Ben and Lex come back to their label APE Music with a big old banger of a tune, in fact its Tha Bizniz! Rollin drums that keep building all the way from the start leading you with a booming thwack-walloping-whack of a rasping bassline that assaults you like a midget driving you in a mini to fast round the roundabout with no seatbealts and a pot full of angry wasps who dont like being dizzy. Then, outta nowhere, heads south and GETS CRUNKED UP! Having slayed the floor all year its finally time for this monster to see the light of day. It doesnt stop there, on remix duties we have a giants nadsack sized package of goodness for you!! First up is the masters of crunked up bad bwoy bizniz themselves, The 2 Bit Thugs, and shit on my hairy tits have they gone and done us proud. A half time crunked intro disguises the massive stompy shuffly breaksy wonk-a-thon that is to follow. A sure fire dancefloor winner, this will eat your balls, spit em back at you and not say sorry when it makes you dance like a nutbag leaving only a sweaty bloody mess behind. To boot we have the Fantastic Flying Frenchman, Benjamin Vial, giving us an expertly crafted reece basslined, heads down, techno beast which takes no prisoners in a Vitalic stylee, which is perfectly complimented by the stripped back MAGIC that is the internet ruler MetroBoys fully minimal 4/4 take on the tune. Finally we have the up and coming Mskr-nt who takes the original and runs full on at the crunk and smashes it sideways, wonky fidgeting the life out of it till you cant take no more mofos. One badbwoy-crunking-monkey-mutha-funker of a release for ya! More info can be found at www.apemusic.co.uk